Altered States (1980)

Director Ken Russell's R-rated sci-fi thriller with impressive visual and sound effects was based upon a 1978 Paddy Chayefsky novel - it was also Chayefsky's final film. [Note: Chayefsky denounced the film, and replaced his name in the credits with the pseudonym Sydney Aaron.] The film's tagline described the plot:

In the basement of a medical school Dr. Jessup floats naked in total dakness. The most terrifying experiment in the history of science is out of control...and the subject is himself.

It told about a late 1960s professor searching for ultimate truth. His sensory deprivation and hallucinatory experiments eventually led to drastic consequences. The two main characters were:

• Dr. Edward "Eddie" Jessup (William Hurt in his screen debut), a single-minded scientist studying schizophrenia, first in NYC, and then teaching at the Cornell Medical College at Harvard
• Emily Jessup (Blair Brown), Eddie's girlfriend and soon after, his wife

Edward Jessup (William Hurt) and Emily (Blair Brown)

In the opening titles sequence, Jessup used a sensory deprivation tank on himself. Anthropologist academic grad student Emily was smitten with Jessup at a party - intrigued and intensely drawn to him by the experiments he was conducting. She was agreeable to his suggestion to make love in her place, even though she had a roommate.

While they made love in reddish hues, both naked and sweating, she questioned him about his thoughts, possibly either inspired or insane, and learned that he was seeing visions of a crucified Christ during sex:

Emily: "What are you thinking about?"
Eddie: "God, Jesus, crucifixions."
Emily: "As a rule, do you usually think about Christ and crucifixions under sexual stress?"
Eddie: "When I was nine years old, I used to see visions, visions of saints and angels, even Christ himself. Of course, I don't do that anymore, not since I was sixteen."
Emily: "Were your parents religious?"
Eddie: "Anything but. My father was an aeronautical engineer. My mother a clinical psychologist."

After his father died a terrible death from cancer, Eddie lost his belief in God. During the course of Jessup's experiments after he and Emily were married (but then separated due to Eddie's obsessive quest), he was able to regress through the evolutionary scale - enhanced later by ingesting hallucinatory (peyote) drugs.

When he took a trip in Mexico to participate in a mushroom ceremony - in the midst of pyrotechnic fireworks exploding around him, he envisioned Emily in one of his strange visions, in which she morphed into a large naked Kimono dragon-lizard and then crumbled into dust during a sandstorm.

In the final scene, Eddie had almost given up, but fought his way back from primitive regression to be with Emily (by slamming himself into a hallway wall to regain his humanity), to keep himself from devolving into an amorphous mass of primordial matter and energy. As he struggled to be free, she brought him back to reality and life, by demanding: "Defy it, Eddie! You made it real. You can make it unreal. If you love me, Eddie, if you love me. Eddie! Defy it!"

They embraced and grabbed onto each other, naked and human again, after he had successfully escaped from the "real and living horror." He confessed with the final lines of the film: "I love you, Emily."

American Gigolo (1980)

Writer/director Paul Schrader's stylish and hip early 80s romantic crime drama with attitude was very loosely based on French director Robert Bresson's Pickpocket (1959). This ground-breaking film contained full-frontal male nudity - one of the first instances in a mainstream film for a major Hollywood actor.

It was noted for its iconic title character - an American gigolo:

• Julian Kaye (Richard Gere), a high-priced, vain, and cocky-arrogant Beverly Hills hustler and gigolo

Julian enjoyed the luxurious fruits of his hedonistic lifestyle (Giorgio Armani silks and linens, a black Mercedes 450SL convertible) and his Westwood apartment. Kaye bedded down affluent older women, widows, rich housewives, beach girls (Playboy Playmate of May 1979 Michele Drake and Linda Horn), and foreign tourists.

The American Gigolo (Richard Gere) with Michelle Stratton (Lauren Hutton)

One of Julian's bed partners was Michelle Stratton (supermodel Lauren Hutton), a bored, unhappy, and elegant trophy wife of a rising Californian politician. They initially met in a reddish-lit, ritzy hotel bar, where they engaged in sexy foreplay talk as she encouraged him: "My husband's in New York... I'm not waiting for anyone" and then asked: "Why did you come on to me?" She also coyly inquired about whether he knew the "international language" of sex and also asked as she held up one finger:

"How much would you charge me?...Just one f--k."

He declined her invitation, but later she boldly asked again: "I want to know what it would be like to f--k you. I brought money" - he responded by slowly moving his hand down her chest to her raincoat belt and untied it.

Julian was also hired by a wealthy and sadistic Palm Springs client Mr. Rheiman (Tom Stewart) to make love to his abused wife Judy (Patricia Carr). While the husband watched, he caressed her gently, saying:

"Don't worry about anything. I can take care of you. I know what you want... I'm gonna take care of you. I'm gonna get you wet. I'm gonna get you very wet. I know how to do this."

In the meantime, the voyeuristic husband instructed cruelly: "Slap her. Slap that c--t." As the story progressed, Julian was framed by his black pimp Leon (Bill Duke) for Judy's murder, and Michelle was at first reluctant to provide an alibi for him due to the political ramifications.

Bad Timing (1980, UK)

Director Nicolas Roeg's non-chronological, dark psychological drama/thriller, an X-rated film subtitled A Sensual Obsession, was condemned by its distributor as a 'sick' film and pulled from its short release, and not re-released for decades. The film contained some erotic but unexplicit sex, and was regarded as problematic for its unflattering and emotionally brave performances regarding obsessive love.

The story, told in flashback and with a series of overlapping non-chronological segments, was about the destructive, twisted and disturbing relationship (taglined as "a terrifying love story") in Cold-War Vienna between:

• Dr. Alex Linden (pop singer Art Garfunkel), a creepy, intellectual and chilly American research psychology professor from NYC
• Milena Flaherty (Theresa Russell) - a free-spirited, hedonistic, extroverted, semi-alcoholic, suicidal American woman living abroad

The innovative film opened with an unconscious Milena in an ambulance on the way to the hospital, with Alex at her side. She had attempted suicide with an overdose of sleeping pills. Her condition was serious and he was suspiciously questioned by authorities led by Inspector Netusil (Harvey Keitel), since Alex had found her comatose in her apartment, and had reported the emergency. Netusil was suspicious and confronted Alex: "Would you like to confess, Dr. Linden?"

In the operating room, one scene was the intercutting juxtaposition of a bloody tracheotomy being performed on Milena's throat with one of their orgasmically-passionate sexual encounters. At the same time during a heart resuscitation scene, Alex was confronting her with the words: "To whom?!"

"Bad Timing" with Milena Flaherty (Theresa Russell)

In the past, Alex had exhibited obsessive control and jealousy over Milena and expressed violent cruelty and suspicion, especially when he found out that she was married - although estranged - to Czech citizen Stefan Vognic (Denholm Elliott). Their relationship consisted of a series of love-making episodes and quarreling breakups, seemingly doomed by 'bad timing.'

During questioning, it appeared that Alex had falsified some of the facts about the timing of his appearance at Milena's apartment. In flashback, it was revealed, in the film's most controversial and disturbing scene, that he had possibly stripped (cut her underwear with a scalpel), fondled her, and then raped her unconscious body (as he repeated: "I love you") after she had suicidally overdosed on pills.

Bare Behind Bars (1980, Brazil) (aka A Prisão)

Writer/director Oswaldo de Oliveira's X-rated (and banned in the UK), sensationalistic, mean-spirited women in prison (WIP) film has been regarded as the ultimate sleazy and most hard-core example of its sub-genre of exploitation. There were many other examples of WIP films in this era:

• 99 Women (1969, Germ.)
• Love Camp 7 (1969)
• The Big Doll House (1971)
• Women in Cages (1971)
• The Big Bird Cage (1972)
• Black Mama White Mama (1973)
• Caged Heat (1974)
• Chained Heat (1983)

The mostly trashy and sleazy grindhouse film featured a rat-infested Brazilian prison with a communal toilet where female inmates had been falsely incarcerated, and were repeatedly tortured, hosed down for discipline, and raped. The conditions were horrible - squalor, filth, graffiti, an obese cook delivering inedible food, and the female prisoners were required to wear loose fitting uniforms (with their number stamped on them) without underwear (to avoid hiding places for contraband or shivs).

There were two particularly despicable officers in the prison:

• Silvia (Maria Stella Splendore) - a psychopathic, voracious sado-masochistic, drug-ingesting, lesbian blonde warden, often with an unbuttoned white blouse (and no bra) almost down to her waist
• Barbara (Marta Anderson) - Silvia's perverted, incompetent, fruit-loving and sex-obsessed, ether-sniffing, insane floozy-blonde nurse who pleasured herself by conducting deviant activities with nude inmates

The warden's hard-working assistant or deputy Sandra (Neide Ribeiro) was often sympathetic to the plight of the inmates and complained of the harsh prison conditions to an uncaring Silvia.

The Insane Blonde Nurse Barbara (Marta Anderson) - Conducting Topless Searches on Inmates

There were numerous tortures, beatings, whippings, catfights, forced sex, naked exercises, power hosings, and invasive cavity searches for concealed contraband items such as weapons, drugs, or clinic razors. One prisoner # 170 died as a result of the torture, and was taken to a nearby cemetery (a large field of dirt actually) where her shroud-covered, bloodied corpse was buried. A giant carved, penis head-shaped, pineapple dildo and a plastic one were sported by the sex-obsessed Nurse Barbara.

Silvia's Gropings of Inmate # 341 - Cynthia (Danielle Ferrite)	Inmate # 341	# 514 Sold Off to the White Slavery Trade
The Nurse's Invasive Inspection of Rebellious New 18 year-old Arrival # 578	Enforced Plastic Dildo Usage by the Nurse	The Nurse's Giant Carved Pineapple Dildo
Communal Showers

Lesbian-leaning prison guards (with open-buttoned white blouses as uniforms) supervised pretty naked inmates with tan lines having sex and steamy showers (sharing only one water source).

Warden Silvia's Inspection and Incessant Love-Making ("Gymnastics") with New Inmate # 578

Rebellious new inmate # 578 Inez Andrea (Sonia Regina), who had murdered her step-father, was given a personal inspection by the Warden in her private office before both were stripped and made love on her sofa. The next morning, as the spritely prisoner vigorously scrubbed her crotch area, she asked herself and other fellow inmates: "I wonder how the Warden's feeling today after the gymnastics I put her through last night." Determined to escape, her strategy was to seduce the Warden and receive special treatment while devising plans for her exit.

There was a subplot involving white slavery - the pimping of the females as sex slaves to predatory customers, who were sold for as much as $200,000. One curly-haired young female (# 514) (Márcia Fraga) was sold to rich, older lesbian Denora (Meiry Vieira, credited as "The Regular Customer") and taken on a yacht to a remote island where she was later drowned at the beach when she rebelled against constant sexual abuse and attention.

Meanwhile, # 261 (Marliane Gomes) had become the Nurse's favorite inmate (the Nurse stupidly provided her with a gun), while # 578 had also ingratiated herself with the Warden in order to receive special favors. After a prison escape led by # 578 (accompanied by # 261 and # 341), the three fugitive inmates made their way out of the chapel (during a special Mass service) through a secret passageway in the Nurse's office to the graveyard, and then into town where Carnivale was being celebrated. They broke into a local home to rob a family. When the husband and wife resisted, they were both shot by # 341.

To prevent the dog from loud barking outside, # 261 brutally castrated the dead male and fed his severed penis to the animal to quiet it. Their prepubescent young son was then sexually-assaulted by the threesome. They stole clothes to blend in and then fled, but ignorantly neglected to take their identifying inmate uniforms with them.

The film concluded with the authorities closing in on the corrupt prison officials and on the fugitives - all three of the fugitives were either arrested or ended up dead:

• the warden's prison was exposed as rampant with lesbianism, based on the testimony of Asst. Warden Sandra; she was appointed the new temporary warden of the facility, while Warden Silvia faced possible criminal charges, and the Nurse was disbarred from her profession
• the young orphaned boy (whose mother and father had been murdered) pointed out and identified # 261 in an open-air cafe, where she was arrested (earlier, # 261 had sex with a male whose erect member was also excised and stuffed into his mouth - it had become a fetish for # 261 to dismember penises)
• # 341 cheated on her 'old man' by having sex with a younger male sex partner (in an explicit X-rated sex scene) in a poor slum area on the outskirts of town; when he unexpectedly returned home, he shot # 341 dead with three blasts
• the police were closely watching of apartment of # 578's mother, where they soon after arrested her

The Blue Lagoon (1980)

In director Randal Kleiser's version of Henry DeVere Stacpoole's 1903 novel set on a South Pacific tropical island, the facts of life were awkwardly and dumbly unfolded between the two sex-starved, ship-wrecked, and marooned teens:

• Richard Lestrange (Christopher Atkins)
• Emmeline Lestrange (14 year-old Brooke Shields)

[Note: It was followed by the unnecessary sequel Return to the Blue Lagoon (1991) with Milla Jovovich and Brian Krause in the lead roles.]

In this "sensuous story of natural love," they grew up together on the remote South Pacific tropical island and experienced the first awakenings of love and sexuality (including menstruation, puberty, masturbation, and intercourse) - and even teenaged pregnancy and the birth of a child.

The idyllic film contained inane dialogue:

• "You're always staring at my buppies."
• "I've seen you play with 'it', and I know what happens when you play with 'it' for a long time."

The film was self-censored and sanitized with glued-down hair and palms carefully concealing genital areas and breasts, and the use of a body double (stunt double Kathy Troutt) for Shields when obvious nudity was shown without her accompanying face.

Body Double? for Brooke Shields as Emmeline

Caddyshack (1980)

• director Harold Ramis' feature-film debut was a much-loved, crass sports-golf comedy set at the elite Bushwood Country Club (fictitious) in Nebraska; it was a cult favorite with many quotable lines of dialogue; the film told about two major threats to an exclusive country club's golf course - a boorish property developer and a destructive gopher; an outright war was waged against the 'varmint'; its tagline was: "SOME PEOPLE JUST DON'T BELONG"
• during the opening (and closing) credits sequences, a dancing gopher (an animatronic gopher ("varmint") named Chuck E. Rodent) performed to the tune of Kenny Loggins' song: "I'm Alright"
• one of the club's teenaged caddies, a young, poor underachiever named Danny Noonan (Michael O’Keefe) was currently dating the club's snack-bar attendant and waitress Maggie O’Hooligan (Sarah Holcomb); Danny was the main caddy for rich and privileged, playboyish golfer Ty Webb (Chevy Chase) who was the son of one of Bushwood's stodgy co-founders, Judge Elihu Smails (Ted Knight); he was attempting to curry favorable treatment from the Judge who directed the caddy scholarship program

Caddy Danny Noonan (Michael O’Keefe)

Danny with Golfer Ty Webb (Chevy Chase)

Blindfolded Ty Webb: "Be the ball!"

• when blindfolded and boasting that he had the power of intuition, Ty gave advice to Danny: ("I'm going to give you a little advice. There's a force in the universe that makes things happen. And all you have to do is get in touch with it. Stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball!"); later, Ty made other Zen-like pronouncements: ("A flute without holes is not a flute. And a donut without a hole is a Danish" or "You're rather attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body")
• the club's elitist, snobbish, wealthy and arrogant hotshot Judge Elihu Smails pulled into the club in his Rolls Royce; he was immediately upset when he viewed a gopher tunneling through the greens of the club's massive golf course

Judge Elihu Smails (Ted Knight)	Sandy McFiddish (Thomas A. Carlin)
Greenskeeper Carl Spackler (Bill Murray)	Greenskeeper Carl with His Boss Sandy

• the club's lunatic, deranged, and dim-witted greenskeeper Carl Spackler (Bill Murray) was given a misinterpreted request by an enraged Smalls and his Scottish boss Sandy McFiddish (Thomas A. Carlin), to destroy an intrusive and pesky gopher who was ruining the golf course: "I want you to kill every gopher on the course" - with Carl's reply: "Check me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key." Sandy clarified: "Gophers, ya great git! Not golfers! The little brown furry rodents!"; for the remainder of the film, Carl became fixated with his task and attempted numerous ways to destroy the pesky rodent
• Judge Elihu Smails was accompanied by his sex-loving, bra-less young blonde niece Lacy Underall (Cindy Morgan), who was judged by one ogling male as "Madonna with meatballs"
• a boorish, crude, abrasive nouveau-riche real estate developer - brash wisecracking, loudmouth named Al Czervik (stand-up comedian Rodney Dangerfield in his feature film debut) wearing colorful golf clothing drove up in his convertible with personalized plates - the disrespectful Czervik immediately began to heckle everyone by spouting many offensive one-liners in the golf shop, with some of the insults directed toward Judge Smails' hat: ("Oh, this is the worst lookin' hat I ever saw. You buy a hat like this, I betcha get a free bowl of soup, huh? (to Smails) Oh, it looks good on you though!")
• shortly later, Czervik continued to harrass and upset Smails' nearby golf group on the green by playing loud music from his golf bag, and hitting Smails in the groin with one of his drives; the aggravating Czervik suggested that the golf course was the perfect place for a condo and shopping mall development; as the Judge's golf game was ending, Czervik bet him $1,000 dollars he couldn't make his final putt; after missing the hole, the frustrated Judge threw his golf club into the air and it struck a woman and rendered her unconscious; to ingratiate himself to the Judge (to help his scholarship chances), Danny took the blame for not putting stick-um on the Judge's golf grips
• in one of the film's most memorable vignettes, the speech-impaired, wacky Carl Spackler recounted, to another incredulous caddy, how he once caddied for the Dalai Lama in Tibet: ("So we finish 18, and he's gonna stiff me. And I say: 'Hey, Lama! Hey, how about a little somethin', you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says: 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice")
• the demented Spackler also became fixated and obsessed with destroying the intrusive gophers; throughout the film, Spackler used various methods to eradicate the gopher pest, including a high-pressure water hose to flood the gopher's holes, as he threatened the 'varmint': ("Scum, slime, menace to the golfing industry! You're a disgrace. You're varmints. You're one of the lowest members of the food chain, and you'll probably be replaced by the rat"); his initial attempt caused the flooding of the entire course

Crazed Groundskeeper Carl Spackler
The 'Varmint'
	Carl Loading His Rifle

• in his quarters, Spackler grabbed his shotgun (with an attached flashlight), as he explained why the Varmint Cong (gophers) had to die: ("License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy. In this case, my enemy is a varmint, and a varmint will never quit. Ever! They're like the Viet Cong. Varmint Cong! So what you gotta do, you gotta fall back on superior firepower and superior intelligence. And that's all she wrote"); dressed in camouflage that night, he attempted to shoot the gopher with his rifle - but missed
• Danny learned that the club's caddy college scholarship had become available when the recipient of the award had died from a severe anxiety attack during summer school; his desire to acquire the money meant befriending Judge Smails who was the director of the scholarship program; Danny volunteered to caddy for the Judge and expressed an interest in going to college, and added: "It looks like my folks won't have enough money to put me through college"; all of the caddies, including Danny, were immediately impressed by the Judge's sexy young blonde niece Lacy Underall, who was visiting for the summer from Manhattan
• during dinner at the club's restaurant that evening, Czervik continued to make loud and vulgar jokes; after farting, he asked: "Oh, (did) somebody step on a duck?"; he criticized the food: ("I had better food at the ballgame! I tell you, this steak still has marks where the jockey was hitting it"); he also personally insulted the Judge's older, white-haired wife: "Oh, this is your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you're alright. You musta been somethin' before electricity, huh?"; he also continued to harrass and insult other guests at the Judge's table, with lines such as: "The last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it"; he livened up the music on the dance floor, and then grabbed the Judge's wife to be his dance partner as he sexually grabbed her: "Hey, you wanna make $14 dollars the hard way?"
• after dinner and on an outer balcony with the tempting Lacey, Ty awkwardly and nervously delivered a pick-up line to her: ("What brings you to this nape of the woods, neck of the wape. How come you're here?"); she replied: "Daddy wanted to broaden me"; she coyly invited herself to join him that evening: "I'll bet you've got a lot of nice ties....You want to tie me up with some of your ties, Ty?"; he demonstrated his method of drinking tequilas - by snorting the salt, sucking the lemon and tossing the booze over his shoulder; later, he also attempted to seduce the Judge's promiscuous niece
• Danny competed in the Caddy Day golf tournament to obtain the caddie scholarship - and won; as a result, he was invited by the Judge to attend the Sunday christening of the Judge's sloop at the Rolling Lakes Yacht Club

Busby Berkeley Water Ballet

Floating Baby Ruth Candy Bar: "Doodie!"

Spackler on the Gross Pool Incident: "It's no big deal!"

• a Busby Berkeley-style, synchronized swimming water ballet was performed by the male golf caddies in the country club's pool; during a scatological moment, a floating "Baby Ruth" candy bar was thrown into the pool (a young girl reacted: "Doodie!"); it sent swimmers screaming from the water in a Jaws-inspired panic - shock and fainting was caused when Spackler (after the pool was "scrubbed, sterilized and disinfected") ate the brown object and claimed: ("There it is! It's no big deal!")
• at the Rolling Lakes Yacht Club's christening of the Judge's sloop, Lacey distracted Danny (handsomely dressed in a naval uniform), and enticingly invited him to leave and get high with her back at the Smails' house: ("Hey, Cary Grant. You want to get high?"); after they left, the Judge's boat was christened as "The Flying Wasp," but then Czervik's gigantic "Seafood" Cruiser disrupted the ceremony, collided with the Judge's small sloop, and destructively dropped anchor onto its deck - it quickly sank
• Danny and Lacey were discovered making out in his bedroom by Smails, who then chased Danny (in his underwear) out of the house with a golf club
• in the film's memorable "It's In the Hole!" Cinderella story and golf fantasies, Spackler pretended to be an announcer and player - imagining himself winning the championship Masters golf game at Augusta, while he was actually practicing teeing off by whacking down rows of planted flowers: ("The crowd is standing on its feet here at Augusta, the normally reserved Augusta crowd, going wild, for this young Cinderella. He's come outta nowhere. He's got about 350 yards left. He's gonna hit about a 5-iron, I expect, don't you think? He's got a beautiful backswing -- that's -- oh, he got all of that one! He's gotta be pleased with that. The crowd is just on its feet here. He's the Cinderella boy, uh -- tears in his eyes I guess, as he lines up this last shot, he's got about 195 yards left. And he's got about a -- it looks like he's got about an 8-iron. This crowd has gone deathly silent, the Cinderella story, outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper and now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac- it's in the hole! IT'S IN THE HOLE!")
• complications arose the next day when Maggie found Danny sleeping in the caddy shack, and confessed that she was "late" (pregnant), but also added: "I don't hold you responsible! It's my problem. I can handle it"; Danny promised to stand by her: ("I'm not going to let you go through this alone"), although she wanted to keep the baby: ("I'm going to have it! I've already decided!"); when he offered to get married, she declined his offer ("It might not be yours. Okay?...I'm not making it up"); shortly later, she was happy to report to Danny that she wasn't pregnant after all
• later in Smails' club office, Danny expected to be fired or to have his caddy scholarship revoked for romancing Lacey, but the uptight Smails only asked Danny to keep the incident quiet: ("The last thing any of us needs now is a lot of loose talk about her behavior"), after admitting that Lacey had "a certain zest for living"; the Judge ended their short meeting by asking: "Are you my pal - "Mr. Scholarship Winner'?" - and Danny agreed: "Yes, sir! I'm your pal!"
• a major showdown developed in the film's conclusion when Czervik arrogantly called the club a "dump" and a "crummy snobatorium," but offered to buy it; an 18-hole team golf tournament was organized between two pairs of golfers to settle the matter -- Judge Smails (playing with his regular golfing partner Dr. Beeper (Dan Resin)) and Czervik (playing with Ty Webb); a $20,000 bet (that was eventually increased to $40,000 and then to a double-or-nothing bet up to $160,000) was made on the outcome
• meanwhile, the crazed Spackler gave a speech as he molded clay models of a squirrel and rabbit; he threatened the detestable gopher by planting the plastic explosives (inside clay squirrels and rabbits) that were to be inserted into the gopher holes: ("I have to laugh, because I've often asked myself. My foe, my enemy, is an animal, and in order to conquer him, I have to think like an animal. And, whenever possible, to look like one. I've gotta get inside this dude's pelt and crawl around for a few days. Who is the gopher's ally? His friend? The harmless squirrel and the friendly rabbit. I'm gonna use you guys to do my dirty work for me")

Spackler Preparing and Planting the Plastic Explosives in Clay Squirrels and Rabbits

• once the tournament commenced, Spackler threatened the animal as he sneakily planted his explosive rabbits and squirrels in the gopher's hole, as he asked his opponent: ("Anybody home? Uh, hello, Mr. Gopher. Yeah, it's me, Mr. Squirrel. Yeah, hi. Uh, just a harmless squirrel, not a plastic explosive or anything, nothing to be worried about. I'm just here to make your last hours on earth as peaceful as possible...In the words of Jean Paul Sartre, 'Au revoir, gopher.' This is gonna be sweet")
• during the tournament, when Czervik faked an arm injury as an excuse for his poor playing, Danny substituted for him (even though he knew it might jeopardize his scholarship); on his final shot of the game, Danny's putt was perched on the edge of the hole; it was nudged in by a massive, plastic explosives blast set off by Spackler to kill the gopher, and Czervik's team won the game, although the golf course was destroyed in the process
• Smails (on the losing team) refused to pay off two of Czervik's enforcers Moose and Rocco who were called upon to make him pay up: ("Help the judge find his checkbook"), and he fled as Czervik delivered a curtain-closing invitation: "Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!"; in the midst of everything, the unharmed gopher appeared after having survived the explosions

Can't Stop the Music (1980)

TV actress Nancy Walker's debut film was this R-rated gay, pseudo-autobiographical disco musical film.

It was a major flop, and won the Razzie Award for the Worst Film of its year - and was also nominated as the 'Worst Musical' in the Razzies' first 25 years.

The notable film (for all the wrong reasons) contained explicit and overt homo-eroticism in the YMCA musical sequence (the famed number by the Village People), and images that included full-frontal male nudity in a locker-room shower, shirtless virile men, free-spirited, topless ex-model Samantha Simpson (Valerie Perrine) in a hot-tub with lots of guys, and a knockoff of Busby Berkeley-style pool choreography.

A Change of Seasons (1980)

Director Richard Lang's romantic comedy was a post-sexual revolution, 1980's update of an earlier Paul Mazursky comedy titled Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice (1969) - about the challenges of marital infidelity. It was nominated for three Razzies at the inaugural Golden Raspberry Awards:

• Worst Actor (Anthony Hopkins)
• Worst Screenplay (co-writer Eric Segal, known for Love Story (1970))
• Worst Original Song.

It opened with a memorable hot-tub title-credits sequence filmed in slow-motion. The sequence was added to the already-shot footage for the film, to highlight Bo Derek's nakedness, and to appeal to moviegoers who had just seen Bo in a star-making role in 10 (1979). Two of the film's four main characters were seen frolicking - with glistening and slippery skin - in a hot tub:

• Lindsey Rutledge (Bo Derek) - a young 20 year-old nubile student
• Adam Evans (Anthony Hopkins) - Lindsey's arrogant, self-centered 42 year-old English literature professor, who was having an affair with her

She repeatedly emerged from under the bubbling water and flipped her hair back in a cascade.

Opening Title Credits Sequence - Hot Tub

Adam's 41 year old wife Karyn Evans (Shirley MacLaine) discovered their affair and confronted her husband - and also began an affair of her own with the philosophical campus handyman Pete Lachapelle (Michael Brandon) who had been hired to build bookshelves.

Things came to a climax when the two cheating couples spent a foursome weekend at their Vermont country home during a ski trip, where the Evans' grown-up daughter Kasey (Mary Beth Hurt), her on-and-off lover Paul Di Lisi (Paul Regina), and Lindsey's wealthy lothario father Steven (Edward Winter) also appeared.

Cruising (1980)

William Friedkin's notorious, grisly slasher-thriller crime film about a police investigation examined the seedy and dangerous underworld of gay S&M in NY's heavy leather bars (including The Ramrod). NY Times reporter Gerald Walker's 1970 novel of the same name was the basis for the dramatic film, about an NYPD police investigation to find a self-loathing homosexual serial killer who was targeting gays.

The controversial film told about an alternative or extreme lifestyle, and opened with a disclaimer: "The film is not intended as an indictment of the homosexual world. It is set in one small segment of that world which is not meant to be a representative of the whole." It displayed actual leather-clad gay-bar patrons as extras in the meat-packing district rather than actors, and was considered a precursor to some segments of Irreversible (2002, Fr.).

However, major protests by gay groups - the first of their kind - accused the semi-exploitational film of being anti-gay and homophobic prior to the AIDS crisis for its depiction of the gritty, kinky, dangerous, sex-obsessed and depraved lifestyle of homosexuals. The protest centered around the film's ultra-provocative plot -- murders in gay nightclubs, and the film's negative, one-sided and stereotypical view of gays portrayed as crude psychopaths, sexual deviants, and sexual predators engaged in violent fetishistic activity and various hardcore sexual acts (i.e., a scene of fisting with a nearly naked man shackled and hanging from the ceiling).

It received three Golden Raspberry nominations: Worst Picture, Worst Screenplay, and Worst Director (losing twice to Can't Stop the Music (1980) and to Xanadu (1980)). Nine months after the film was released, a mentally-disturbed man killed two people and wounded six others near and outside The Ramrod with a sub-machine gun.

The originally X-rated film was eventually reduced to R after massive cuts of about 40 minutes of material (mostly graphic sex-club footage that didn't directly affect the plot) that was censored and edited out. [Note: Co-director James Franco's semi-documentary Interior. Leather Bar. (2013) reconstructed or "imagined" the missing 40 minutes of hardcore footage that were cut from the film.]

Scenes of Burns Going Undercover in Various Gay Bars and in Central Park

In the film's opening, police detective Steve Burns (Al Pacino) - a supposedly-straight undercover cop, was given a "special assignment" by Captain Edelson (Paul Sorvino) - to investigate the unusual rash of gay killings after body parts were found in the Hudson River, and after the murder of Paul Vincent, a gay college professor at Columbia University; Burns agreed to look into the violent serial killer murders in the Big Apple's homosexual underworld ("Yeah, I love it"); he was forced to keep his girlfriend Nancy Gates (Karen Allen) in the dark for awhile during the "dangerous" case, without being able to tell her any details about his work.

Burns posed and transformed himself into a gay man in order to fit the serial killer's victim profile; he was dispatched to locate and identify possible suspects and possibly to serve as 'bait' for the killer. Burns assumed the name "John Forbes," moved into a West Village apartment where he became friends with his next-door neighbor - struggling gay playwright Ted Bailey (Don Scardino), and began to regularly frequent gay bars (such as the Ramrod, Wolf's Den, the Eagle's Nest, the Anvil, and the Cock Pit, among others) to observe the scene.

Meanwhile, two more similar knifing murders occurred, the first in a wooded area of Central Park; Eric Rossman (Larry Atlas) (who heard the lyrics: "I'm here, you're here, we're here...Where are you? I'm waiting for you!") was stabbed in the back by his leather-jacketed male pick-up. Shortly later, the headlines in the New York Daily News reported: "KNIFING IN CENTRAL PARK - Homo killer on the prowl."

Burns conducted a sting operation against suspected gay man Skip Lee (Jay Acovone), who worked as a busboy at a fancy Penn Station steakhouse known as The Iron Horse (with steak knives that conceivably matched the kiiller's weapon of choice from forensic photos); following the aborted operation, Burns was confronted and punched by a large black man in thong underwear and a cowboy hat during a brutal police interrogation. Ultimately, Skip - although he was coerced to confess and was also bitch-slapped, he was found innocent (his fingerprints didn't match to the peep-show quarter at the crime scene).

Burns was about ready to quit being undercover ("I don't think I can do the job, Captain") and feared that he had homosexual tendencies; however, he was pressured to continue the case by following up on a lead in Professor Paul Vincent's murder by questioning one of the deceased teacher's former music undergrad students (Stuart Richards), who was found in a yearbook photo. Burns stalked Richards (currently a Ph.D. grad student) and broke into his apartment via the fire escape; he found Richards' leather-jackets and other familiar garb, and evidence in unmailed letters that Richards had written to his disapproving, deceased father (Jack Richards in St. Louis, MO), revealing a dark history and disturbed thoughts.

In an hallucinatory vision while sitting on a park bench, Richards remembered his father (dead for 10 years) urging him to seek homicidal reprisal against gays: ("You know what you have to do") - or was he pressuring him to end his homosexuality? Richards donned black boots (hiding his knife), leather jacket, and police-hat to pursue his next victim.

At the same time, Burns experienced a volatile altercation with neighbor Ted's gay partner Gregory Milanese (James Remar) - a belligerent, crazed, and intensely-jealous dancer; Gregory attacked Burns and drew a knife on him.

Burns was able to initiate a meeting with Richards in Morningside Park (near Columbia Univ.), and in a frightening, climactic scene ending up in a park tunnel, Burns removed his pants and Richards was asked to follow suit: ("Bashful?...Then get 'em down. I wanna see the world. Go for it"); as Richards slowly lowered his pants, Burns noticed him remove a hidden knife in his boot; Burns defended himself against being stabbed and aggressively put his own knife in Richards' abdomen and arrested him.

Burns Meeting Killer Stuart Richards in Morningside Park - and Stabbing Him in the Abdomen During an Assault in Tunnel

While Richards was recuperating in a hospital, Detective Edelson informed him that his fingerprint was found at the site of Martino Perry's murder in the peep-show booth, from the quarter used for the adult peep-show movie-fee; Richards was pressured to confess to all of the other related murders: ("If you confess to the murder of Martino Perry, and Loren Lukas and Eric Rossman, and four or five others we think you're involved in, we'll reduce your sentence").

By film's end, Burns' gay neighbor Ted Bailey was found stabbed to death in his apartment with a kitchen knife -- and Ted's jealous gay partner Gregory was considered the prime suspect, due to his earlier threats against Burns with a knife.

Earlier, Greg Threatening Burns With His Knife

Burns' Gay Neighbor Ted Stabbed to Death

Burns continued to wear his leather-garb and visit gay bars even after the Vincent murder case appeared to be solved and the serial killer was thought to have been apprehended.

A last-minute scene opened up the suggestion that the sexually-confused Burns had taken on the persona of the killer -- Had Burns killed Ted?

In the final scene, Burns decided to move back in to his girlfriend's apartment; as he was shaving his beard in the bathroom and Nancy returned home, he told her: "I need to talk to you. I wanna tell you everything." Nancy found parts of Steve's gay costume (the killer's costume = leather jacket, biker cap, and pair of aviator sunglasses) draped on a chair - and she innocently tried them on; meanwhile, Steve was engaged in a long meaningful look into the mirror at himself; the mirror image dissolved full-cycle to a shot of a Hudson River tug boat where the film began

The Film's Ambiguous Ending
Nancy Wearing the Killer's Costume	Steve Gazing At Himself in a Mirror

Dressed to Kill (1980)

Brian De Palma's Hitchcockian-like thriller (with shades of both Psycho (1960) and Vertigo (1958)) investigated themes of aberrant sexuality (adultery and prostitution), voyeurism, and graphic violence. Various feminist groups protested the misogynistic portrayal of women as sex objects or punished victims following sexually-promiscuous behavior. It also was criticized for portraying a trans-gendered individual as a crazed killer.

It told about sexually-unsatisfied patient Kate Miller (Angie Dickinson, portrayed by a former Penthouse Pet of the Year body double - Victoria Lynn Johnson - with an air-brushed pubic area to acquire an R-rating in the opening shower fantasy-rape sequence) suffering from vivid erotic fantasies. The scene was actually her fantasy of being taken, while enduring unsatisfactory sex (a "wham-bang special") with her husband in their bedroom.

The Opening Shower Fantasy-Rape Sequence

During a session with Dr. Elliott, Kate told him: "I like to turn men on. I must do a pretty good job, because they pay me alot." She began seducing him, telling him that she often made sex to men that aroused her, without accepting money: "A mature, doctorly type, like you." She boldly proposed: "How about some sexual assistance? Do you wanna f--k me?" She admitted f--king a lot of married doctors in her time, countering his resistance. She removed her coat "and the rest too," showing off black lingerie, asserting why she did it: "Because of the size of that cock in your pants" - and she found herself in a dangerous situation after arousing him - because of his split-personality. He rebuffed or declined her advances.

Its most erotic scene, however, was the brilliant 10-minute sequence in the Metropolitan Museum of Art of Kate's cat-and-mouse flirting with a mysterious stranger (named Warren Lockman (Ken Baker)) and her taxi-cab seduction en route to his apartment. The film was remarkable for the post-seduction scene in which Kate found a Department of Health letter in the stranger's drawer stating that he had a venereal disease. After her tryst when she left in an elevator (and returned to retrieve her wedding ring), she suffered a vicious razor-slashing - her punishment or fate for 'free love'? - from a presumed blonde female with dark glasses that was witnessed by high-class prostitute Liz Blake (Nancy Allen).

Liz was determined to find who was stalking her, and found herself questioning Kate's psychologist/counselor Dr. Robert Elliott (Michael Caine). Liz and Kate's clever son Peter (Keith Gordon) schemed together to set up traps to track Dr. Elliott's patients. At one point, they entered Elliott's office where Liz sexily stripped down to her black lingerie, when she was attacked by the knife-wielding "Bobbi."

Elliott was revealed to be a pre-operative transsexual whose other transgendered persona (representing his female side) was an unhinged patient named "Bobbi." He was literally 'dressed to kill' as his murderously-jealous alter-ego - wearing a blonde wig and dark glasses for his brutal slayings. "Bobbi" was the female side of Elliott's personality that felt threatened by sexual arousal.

The film ended with another nightmarish shower sequence in which Liz dreamed that the insane and vengeful doctor had escaped from a mental hospital after strangling a nurse, and wore the nurse's shoes as disguise. He killed her with a sharp razor blade after she had stepped out of a shower -- similar to a violent rape/sex fantasy scene in the film's opening shower scene - however, Liz woke up screaming (and holding her neck) to end the film.

The Concluding Shower Scene - A Nightmare

Friday the 13th (1980) - and Other Slasher Films

The correlation between sex and subsequent death, in the burgeoning AIDS era of the 80s, was reinforced by various low-budget slasher and splatter films (with many sequels, parodies and rip-offs) as they came to be called, most prominently first in the landmark Halloween (1978) and then perfected in Friday the 13th (1980).

The moral of these 'dead teenager' films was that if you were promiscuous as an oversexed teen (usually portrayed by anonymous cast members), it foreshadowed stalking (usually for females) and sure death in some gory and painful fashion in a remote location (often woodsy).

In Friday the 13th (1980), after Camp Crystal Lake counselors Jack (Kevin Bacon) and Marcie (Jeannine Taylor) had made love on a bunk bed, Jack was grabbed and stabbed by a sharp pointed arrow in the throat from UNDER the mattress. In the camp's restroom where Marcie had ventured to 'go pee,' she was stalked and given a false scare in the shower room ("Must be my imagination") but then the shadow of an axe rose behind her, and sliced into her face from an unknown killer.

Similar copycat films included:

• New Year's Evil (1980)
• Humanoids From the Deep (1980)
• My Bloody Valentine (1981)
• Sleepaway Camp (1983)
• Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984)
• April Fool's Day (1986)

The Happy Hooker Goes Hollywood (1980)

The third film in the three part series of "Happy Hooker" films was a prequel. The entire series extended from 1975 to 1980:

• The Happy Hooker (1975)
• The Happy Hooker Goes to Washington (1977)
• The Happy Hooker Goes Hollywood (1980)

In this final installment with the tagline: "SHE CONQUERED EVERY PRODUCER'S COUCH IN TOWN," Xaviera Hollander (Martine Beswicke) had just written The Happy Hooker. From New York, she traveled to Hollywood to meet with wheelchair-bound movie mogul William B. Warkoff (Phil Silvers, TV's Sgt. Bilko), who demanded to make a movie of Hollander's popular book. By film's end, Xavier decided to make the movie herself, with the help of a whole contingent of hookers, and a partnership with Warkoff's grandson Robby Rottman (Jack Lemmon’s son Chris). She set up a brothel in Hollywood to fund her movie.

Before that, she was taken advantage of, seduced and exploited by various producers, including Warkoff's unscrupulous top producer Lionel Lamely (Batman's Adam West). Xaviera and he shared extended sex scenes during a skinny-dip in his swimming pool, in a hot tub, and then in the bedroom. Behind Xaviera's back, Lamely was conspiring to have her sign a contract, as a means to take over the studio.

Copious amounts of nudity were exhibited by its title star Martine Beswicke (a two-time James Bond actress in From Russia with Love (1963) and Thunderball (1965), and the star of Dr. Jekyll and Sister Hyde (1971)), and co-stars Susan Lynn Kiger, Tanya Boyd, and K.C. Winkler.

Other Characters in The Happy Hooker Goes Hollywood (1980)
Susie (Susan Lynn Kiger, January 1977 Playboy Playmate)
Sylvie (Tanya Boyd)
	Cowgirl / Amber (K.C. Winkler)

Heaven's Gate (1980)

This notorious, big-budget epic film was a major financial disaster for its studio (United Artists, the studio of Charlie Chaplin, D.W. Griffith, Mary Pickford and Douglas Fairbanks) - it also was a disaster for the western film genre for the remainder of the 80s, and it ended the reign of the New Wave of 1970's 'auteurs' or independent film-makers.

Michael Cimino's expensive 'boondoggle' film and revisionistic Western became the biggest flop in film history at the time (US box-office was only about $3.5 million) - it lost at least $40 million when the final tally was taken - and since then has been synonymous for any film judged to be a monumental 'turkey' that faced major financial disaster.

The film received numerous Razzie Award nominations (Worst Actor- Kris Kristofferson, Worst Musical Store, Worst Picture, and Worst Screenplay- Cimino), including a Worst Director prize for Cimino, although it received generally positive reviews after release to video, and fairly good results from its international box-office. It was critically re-evaluated by the LA-based Z Channel when it premiered on cable TV in its uncut version in 1982, but it was already too late.

The ponderous and flawed film (with beautiful cinematography and art direction, but often muffled dialogue) included abundant nudity, violence throughout, a love triangle, a cock fight, a country-western roller-skating sequence, and a lengthy series of bloody battles and deaths at film's end. Its tagline represented the film as a romance-western:

The only thing greater than their passion for America...was their passion for each other.

It told about the Johnson County Wars in the 1890s between starving Eastern European immigrant farmers and mercenaries hired by the cattlemen. In the midst of western action, Harvard-educated Sheriff Jim Averill (Kris Kristofferson), the US Federal marshal of Johnson County, found romance on the Western frontier of Wyoming with young Johnson County bordello madam Ella Watson (Isabelle Huppert) from Quebec. Ella was also romancing Nathan Champion (Christopher Walken), a friend of Averill, and a deadly hired mercenary or "enforcer" working for cattlemen who suspected immigrants of rustling.

When Averill first arrived, she served him pie for breakfast while stripping down at the table, and tempting him to hungrily follow her as she ran naked to the bedroom. He gave her a birthday present of a horse and rig.

Shortly after she received the gift, they rode to a beautiful mountain stream where she went skinny-dipping in the refreshing water before they picnicked together and she talked about their future.

Bordello Madam Ella Watson Skinny-Dipping

In the film's plot, 125 small farmer-immigrants were hunted down from a compiled death list, by a posse of hired mercenaries led by black-garbed and evil Frank Canton (Sam Waterston), the head of the Wyoming Stock Growers Association (with support from the cattle barons). Ella (on the 'death list') was forcibly raped, due to her "cash or cattle" deals as payment for her prostitutes. Averill sought revenge and shot and killed all but one of the rapists. Shortly later, an angered Champion entered Canton's camp and shot the remaining rapist - defying Canton ("You'd better have a guaranteed warrant for every name on that list").

Champion suffered a fiery death when he was killed in a barrage of gunfire and suffered death outside his wall-papered frontier cabin (on fire) by the hired killers of evil leader Frank Canton, the head of the Wyoming Stock Growers Association (with support from the cattle barons). Champion hastily wrote a farewell note to Ella knowing that he would die.

The film concluded with a two-day bloody showdown between the immigrants (with Averill joining their side) and the mercenaries hired by Canton and the cattlemen's Association (including the use of a Roman offense) - interrupted by the arrival of the US Army (led by Canton) after the slaughter was essentially over.

During a surprising shock ambush at Ella's cabin, both Ella and John L. Bridges (Jeff Bridges) were killed. Bridges was a local entrepreneur who had built the roller skating rink known as "Heaven's Gate." Sheriff Jim Averill shot back and killed Canton and his men, but his lost love Ella died in his arms (wearing a beautiful white dress).

The Hollywood Knights (1980)

The popular R-rated sex comedy by writer/director Floyd Mutrux attracted a large cult following its repeated showings on the HBO and Cinemax cable stations during the 1980s, and for its rip-off and reworked similarities to George Lucas' American Graffiti (1973) - combined with the coarse sexual content of the future film Porky's (1982).

The low-budget teenage comedy with a great musical soundtrack contained some smutty jokes, early instances of the practice of "mooning," drag races, many shenanigans, and various romantic subplots.

Its nostalgic legacy was assured by the appearance of many young actors at the start of their careers, including Michelle Pfeiffer, Fran Drescher, Robert Wuhl and Tony Danza. However, many of their characters' roles were as high-school teens, although they appeared much older. Aspiring actress and Tubby's car-hop Suzie Q (Pfeiffer) (with an imminent screen-test the following morning) and mechanic Duke (Danza) were romantically involved, as was recent high school graduate Jimmy Shine (Gary Graham) about to depart for Vietnam.

The film's action was set in Hollywood, on Halloween night in 1965. A number of vengeful teens in a car club, known as the Hollywood Knights and led by prankster Newbomb Turk (Robert Wuhl), aimed to get back at their snooty parents, represented by the Beverly Hills Residents' Association, for shutting down their favorite restaurant where they hung out. It was a diner named "Tubby's Drive-In" ("Home of the Big One").

Well-known sequences mostly included gross-out gags:

• two PomPom girls (Dawn Clark, Kim Hopkins) were sunbathing topless, where Sally advised her two topless friends: ( "I don't know why you're doing that. The last time I did that my tits peeled so much I went from a B cup to an A")

PomPom Girl (Dawn Clark)

PomPom Girl (Kim Hopkins)

• a Cheerleader (Michele Drake) in a high school pep rally did cheers without her underwear ("You forgot your underwear")
• Turk and Sally (Fran Drescher) were preparing to have sex in the back seat of his car: (Sally: "Come on, Turk, come back here"), when Turk admitted that he had already prematurely ejaculated in the front seat: (Sally: "What do ya mean, the mood's not right? What do ya mean? I'm in the mood, I'm ready. I'm hot, I'm ready to go. Come on, I'm all ready to go. Are you kidding me? Turk, did you come? Turk, Turk, did you come?" Turk: "A little.")
• Turk was hiding in the ladies restroom of Tubby's Drive-In, taping gossip, and playing it over the school PA loudspeakers: (Brenda: "Speaking of sluts, did you hear about Jean Friedman? I heard she had an abortion in Tijuana last summer." Shirley: "That doesn't surprise me, I heard she gave half the football team the clap." "They played like they still had it last week, too." Turk: "Hey, that was Brenda and Shirley Weintraub, the 'Ironbox' Twins, coming to you live from the ladies room here at Tubby's Drive-In")
• in a talent contest for the Beverly Hills Association, a one-armed violinist created the impression that he grabbed his bow with his male appendage: ("He grabbed it with his dick!"); also Turk sang 'Volare' accompanied by the sounds of flatulence in front of a packed school auditorium
• a Halloween party's punch bowl was "spiked" with urine, and sampled by adults attending the Beverly Hills Residents' Association: ("I've had this taste in my mouth before," and Officer Bimbeau: "It does have a little wang in it. Good, though. Excuse me. Mind if I have some more?")
• a flaming bag of dog poop was on the porch of two of the adults threatening to demolish Tubby's: ("It's dog s--t!")
• during an initiation ceremony involving four pledges dropped off in Watts, the group was stripped of their clothes (and were wearing nothing but car tires or sheets stolen from a clothesline); they had to make their way back to Tubby's by 2 am; they also went to a local record store and asked the DJ of the rock station to dedicate a song to the Knights and Tubby's Drive-In

Humanoids From the Deep (1980) (aka Monster)

The low-budget Roger Corman-produced cult monster film (with requisite amounts of blood, gore, and nudity) was about mutated, sex-hungry humanoids (similar to the alien beings in Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954)) emerging from the water near a Pacific Northwest town to kill human males and breed/rape females.

The exploitational sci-fi film even featured a chestburster Alien-type climactic ending, to compete with the most shocking scene from the previous year's film. It was reported that after director Barbara Peeters' film was completed, a second unit crew was brought in to supplement the boring plot with additional gratuitous sex, nudity, and gore.

In one of the more memorable scenes (one of the film's notorious monster-rape scenes), a ventriloquist named Billy (David Strassman) with his wooden Dummy Chuck Wood and his girlfriend Becky (Lisa Glaser) were camping at the beach in a tent.

The Dummy Chuck Wood and Girlfriend Becky (Lisa Glaser)

When Becky stripped off her clothes for sex, she had a conversation with the Dummy:

Dummy: (as Becky stripped) "She's really doing it. Oh my God, get me out of this thing. Billy, what's holdin' ya? Come on, Billy, come on, I'm not passin' this up. What are ya, a clutz? I'll miss all the excitement. Hey, hey honey, wanna see my woodpecker?"
Becky: "Will I get splinters?"
Dummy: "Don't worry, baby. I've been sandin'. (He snickered.) Hey baby, I'll betcha never made it with two dummies. Like they say, two heads are better than one."

He put aside the Dummy, telling the piece of wood, "Two's company, three's a crowd, Chuck."

Shortly afterwards, a humanoid monster ripped its way into their tent and murdered Billy by clawing his back. When the nude Becky fled up the beach, she ran into a second creature which attacked her in the sand and raped her.

Little Darlings (1980)

Close on the heels of films about teenage sexuality and its initiation, such as in The Blue Lagoon (1980), was this coming-of-age comedy film from director Ronald Maxwell. The R-rated sex comedy starred two 15 year-old teenaged girls:

• Angel Bright (Kristy McNichol, famous from the TV show Family), a poor girl yet streetwise
• Ferris Whitney (Tatum O'Neal, famous from Paper Moon (1973)), a naive romantic, a rich-girl

It was a semi-sensitive teen comedy about "Little Darlings" ("Don't let the Title Fool You") in a summer camp competition to lose their virginity, advertised in the film's tagline:

"The bet is on. Whoever loses her virginity first - wins!"

It showed the teens smoking cigarettes, speaking frank dialogue, and engaging in a team race-competition to be deflowered - a common theme for both sexes in youth films of the time. Angel went after Randy Adams (young Matt Dillon), while Ferris' target was camp counselor Gary Callahan (Armande Assante).

The Shining (1980)

Director Stanley Kubrick's 'haunted house' horror film The Shining (1980) was set during the off-season at a remote Colorado resort hotel, the Overlook Hotel. Aspiring writer and half-crazed Jack Torrance (Jack Nicholson) had been hired as the caretaker with his family.

When investigating Room 237, Jack pushed open the half-closed bathroom door of the mysterious, green and orange room, where he saw a young, totally-nude female figure (Lia Beldam) bathing. She rose, and slowly stepped from the tub and approached. Jack lustfully leered back at her and was sexually seduced by the apparition. When she stopped in the middle of the room, he started toward her - she seductively moved her hands up over his chest and around his neck.

Jack embraced and kissed the illusory, beautiful bather. But when he looked at their embrace over her shoulder at the reflection in the mirror behind her, he saw that her age had accelerated and her body was covered with lesions.

Jack Torrance's Seductive Embrace in Room 237 with Old Woman (Billie Gibson)

She was transformed into a demonic, necrophiliac lover - a pulsating, partially-decomposed corpse - a wrinkled, thick-skinned old hag (Billie Gibson) that was pursuing him!

Spetters (1980, Neth.)

One of director Paul Verhoeven's earlier sexually-explicit works before he came to Hollywood (long before Basic Instinct (1992) and Showgirls (1995)) was this controversial film about sexual obsession.

The sexual frankness in this dramatic film foreshadowed the trend to show realistic sex scenes (with equal nudity of both sexes) in mainstream movies, exemplified in the extreme by its sequence of a penis-measuring contest with a mechanic's tool.

Verhoeven's fifth feature film was an action-oriented, sports-centered coming of age film (often compared to the plot of Saturday Night Fever (1977)). The R-rated version ran about 8 minutes shorter than the unrated (and uncut) version The double-entendre title of the film referred to:

• 'hunks' or sexually-appealing females
• grease spatterings from a frying grill
• oily drippings from motorbikes
• male ejaculate
• the current popular film Grease (1978)

The main plot was about the coming of age of three troubled, working-class twenty-something hotshots in Rotterdam, the Netherlands. The threesome of slightly immature males with limited perspectives were engaged in amateur dirt-bike motocross:

• Rien (Hans Van Tongeren), a virile hot-shot, the 'white-knight' leader; his father managed/owned the local bar
• Hans (Maarten Spanjer), an untalented, inept and luckless basic loser
• Eef (Toon Agterberg), a mechanic with a garage/gas station, with a violent, strict and religious father; he pretended he was a tough guy and bashed gays, and often spent nights voyeuristically spying on and eventually robbing or blackmailing gays (although it was eventually revealed that he was a closeted gay himself)
  [Note: In the film's most controversial scene, he watched as a gay man received explicit oral sex from another male.]

All of them were enamoured with:

• Gerrit Witkamp (Rutger Hauer), a Dutch motocross racing champion and a popular idol
• Fientje (Renee Soutendijk), a pretty blonde often wearing a thin yellow tank top - a manipulative, seductive, opportunistic golddigger who worked in a race snack bar/mobile home trailer serving fast food (french fries/chips and hot dogs) with her body-building, homosexual brother Jaap (Peter Tuinman); she was fixated upon singer Olivia-Newton John; she often used transactional sex as a way to get what she wanted

The three male characters argued over who should 'service' the sexy Fientje by masturbating and then measuring their penises with a mechanic's tool. Hans was determined to have the longest male member, although it was Rien who was actually the most virile with females.

The Three Males Preparing for Phallic Measuring Contest in Mechanic's Repair Garage

Rien was first attached to Fientje after he protected her from a Hell's Angels biker gang, but when a freak motorcycle accident paralyzed him from the waist down and put him in a motorized wheelchair, he literally became 'impotent' and lost his power. Fientje's affections were transferred to his two friends Eef and Hans.

The film was highly criticized for its misogyny and homophobia, and its caricaturing of homosexuals, the disabled, the police, the press, and organized religion. It also contained a graphic, brutal, painful and violent gang-rape scene in an under-construction subway tunnel upon Eef by four leather-clad homosexuals, some of Jaap's friends. He responded to the rape by 'coming out' (and being honest with himself) - and taking Fientje's gay brother as a lover.

Urban Cowboy (1980)

Director James Bridges' western-styled romantic drama told of the troubled love-hate relationship between two Texans - in this semi-western version of Saturday Night Fever (1977), with its two stars:

• Bud (John Travolta, with his last major hit of the era), a cocky two-step dancer and stud
• Sissy (Debra Winger), a cute cowgirl, fiercely independent and strong-willed

After the two were married, they often fought and to spite each other sought out other partners:

• Sissy with Bud's arch-rival Wes (Scott Glenn) - an ex-convict and bull-riding competitor
• Bud with Pam (Madolyn Smith)

The film's western soundtrack with the song: "Lookin' For Love (In All the Wrong Places)" by Johnny Lee exemplified their shattered relationship.

To incite jealousy in Bud's mind in a scene set in Houston's honky-tonk bar/dance hall Gilley's (a real-life western bar in Pasadena, TX), Sissy sexily mounted a mechanical bull, wearing an orange skin-tight tank top T-shirt. Before her ride, she bent over backwards to kiss Wes. As she adjusted herself before starting the ride, someone in the crowd yelled: "Look at that. Her nipples are hard."

Sissy's (Debra Winger) Sexy Bull Ride

During the seductive ride as the bull mildly gyrated, she undulated over the bull's entire surface, and eventually stood up, defiantly looking Bud's way, until he uncomfortably left the hall with his new girlfriend.