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Mommie Dearest (1981)
In Frank Perry's camp classic biopic based on daughter
Christina's scandalous memoirs of parental abuse:
- the long title sequence with the final revelation
of a full-closeup view of the face of movie-star Joan Crawford
(Faye Dunaway) after her early morning, body-scrubbing, facial-cleansing
ritual of plunging her face into ice-cubes (that were doused with
rubbing alcohol), dressing, being chauffeured to MGM studios, and
having her make-up applied (in extreme close-up), before a knock
on her door: (Joan: "Yes?" Stage-hand: "We're ready
for you, Miss Crawford")
- the over-meticulous, critical and obsessively-clean
Crawford's angry scene with her new housemaid Helga (Alice Nunn)
and Carol Ann (Rutanya Alda) for not moving a large tree plant vase
when polishing the tile floor of her home: ("If you can't do
something right, don't do it at all...Give me the soap. You see,
Carol Ann, you have to stay on top of things every single minute")
- and then her statement to Helga: ("Helga, I'm not mad at you,
I'm mad at the dirt!")
- her over-the-top performances in various scenes in
which she attacked her adopted daughter Christina (Mara Hobel as
child); i.e., slapping her daughter for allegedly lying, and then
saying: ("You love it, don't you? You love to make me hit you!");
or the scene of Joan's response when Christina repeatedly demanded
to know why she was adopted: ("Because I wanted a child. Because
I wanted someone to love...Maybe I did it for a little extra publicity")
- the pool scene when Joan raced her young daughter
Christina (with a headstart), won the contest, and then gloated:
("You lost again!"), and when Christina complained: ("It's
not fair! You're bigger than I am. It's not fair to win twice!"),
Joan retorted: ("Ah, but nobody ever said life was fair, Tina.
I'm bigger and I'm faster. I will always beat you"); and then
after a resistant Christina was ordered to her room when she vowed
never to play with her enraged mother again, she was locked up in
the pool house
- the scene of Joan's over-reaction to young Christina,
after seeing her play-acting by imitating her in a multi-part mirror
in her bedroom - and hysterically chopping off Christina's blonde
hair with scissors to humiliate her: ("What do you mean, playing?
Going through my things? Making fun of me?...Look at yourself! Gimme
that!...What have you done? What have you put on your hair? What
have you done to this damn hair?...I know you look awful. You be
quiet! You're always rummaging through my drawers, trying to find
a way to make people look at you. Why are you always looking at yourself
in the mirror? Why are you doing that? Tell me! You sit still now!
This ought to teach you!...You're vain, spoiled...I'd rather you
go bald to school than looking like a tramp!...You spoiled it just
like I spoiled you")
- the crazed rose-pruning scene when Joan - after being
fired from MGM by Louis Mayer - demanded that her children join her
to trim the roses in the garden - and her axe-wielding/evening-gowned
hacking rampage in her prized rose garden: ("Eighteen years
in the business! And we parted friends! Creative differences! Good,
I want some help here. I want all of these branches cleared out of
here now. Carol Ann and Christopher, start clearing away all these
branches. Start gathering them up. Go and get the wheelbarrow and
the rake. Tina! Bring me the axe!")
- the celebrated, late-night scene of Joan (with her
face smeared in cold cream) entering her daughter's closet and abusively
screaming - a violent rant - when she saw a dress hanging there on
a cheap wire hanger, and began clearing out the closet by tossing
everything onto the floor: ("No - wire - hangers. What's wire
hangers doing in this closet when I told you - NO WIRE HANGERS EVER!
I work and work 'til I'm half-dead, and I hear people saying 'She's
getting old.' And what do I get? A daughter who cares as much
about the beautiful dresses I give her as she cares about me. What's
wire hangers doing in this closet? ANSWER ME! I buy you beautiful
dresses, and you treat them like they were some dish-rag. You do!
$300 dollar dress on a wire hanger! We'll see how many you've got
hidden in here. We'll see. Get out of that bed. All of this is coming
out. Out! Out! Out. Out. Out. You've got any more? We're gonna see
how many wire hangers you've got in your closet. Wire hangers! Why?
Why? Christina, get out of that bed. Get out of that bed. You live
in the most beautiful house in Brentwood (She picked up a hanger
and began to beat Christina) and you don't care if your clothes
are stretched back from wire hangers. And your room looks like a
two-dollar-a-week priced room in some two-bit backstreet town in
Oklahoma. Get up. Get up. Clean up this mess")
- the bathroom cleaning scene, when Joan threw a
can of powdered cleanser at Christina while they were both on their
knees scrubbing the already-clean bathroom tile floor
- the confrontational scene that led to Joan violently
choking her daughter Christina who claimed she wasn't another one
of her mother's fans: (Joan: "I don't ask much from you, girl.
Why can't you give me the respect that I'm entitled to? Why can't
you treat me in the way I would be treated by any stranger on the
street?" Christina: "Because I am not one of your fans!
Mommie! You never loved me! Mommie! Mommie!" Joan: "You've
hated me! You never loved me! Never! You've always taken and taken.
You never wanted to be my child! You've always hated everything!
Everything! Everything! Get out!")
- the scene of Joan's notorious face-down with the all-male
Pepsi-Cola board in the boardroom, after her husband Alfred Steele
(Harry Goz), Pepsi's CEO, died when she was "retired" from
the Pepsi board of directors, and threatened to hurt the company's
sales if they didn't retain her: ("You think you're very clever,
don't you? Trying to sweep the poor little widow under the carpet.
Well, think again. I'm on the board of directors of this lousy company...Al
and I helped build Pepsi to what it is today. I intend to stay with
it....You drove Al to his grave, and now you're trying to stab me
in the back. Forget it! I fought worse monsters than you for years
in Hollywood. I know how to win the hard way!...You don't know what
hard feelings are until I come out publicly against your product.
You'll see how much you sell.... Don't f--k with me, fellas! This
ain't my first time at the rodeo. You forget the press I delivered
to Pepsi was my power. I can use it any way I want. It's a sword,
cuts both ways"); abruptly, the members of the board acquiesed:
("The board has failed to realize the extent of your interest
in the company. We misjudged. We shall be pleased to have you stay
on")
- the scene of Joan Crawford dazedly and drunkenly replacing
her ailing daughter (hospitalized for an ovarian tumor) in the cast
of an NYC daytime TV soap opera
- the final scene in which adult-aged Christina (Diana
Scarwid as adult) listened as a lawyer read that she and her brother
were deliberately disinherited - left out of her mother's will after
her death in 1977: ("It is my intention to make no provision
herein for my son, Christopher and my daughter Christina, for reasons
which are well known to them"); when Christopher (Xander Berkeley
as adult) commented: ("What reasons?...As usual, she has the
last word"), Christina (with a tear on her left cheek) vengefully
implied that she would have the "last word" by writing
a tell-all memoir-expose: ("Does she?")
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Title Sequence: Joan Crawford During Make-Up
Anger at the Housemaid: "You have to Move the Tree...I'm
Mad at the Dirt"
Slapping Christina
The Pool Scene: "I Will Always Beat You"
Chopping Off Christina's Hair
The Crazed Rose-Pruning Scene
"Why can't you give me the respect that I'm
entitled to?"
Choking Her Daughter
In the Pepsi-Cola Boardroom
Christina Listening to Disinheritance After Her
Mother's Death
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