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Evilspeak (1981)
Director Eric Weston's grindhouse horror film's title
referred to a computerized Black Mass ritual that unleashed terror
upon a group of tormentors. The gorefest was released in both R-rated
and uncut versions, for its extreme violence and nudity. It was notorious
for being labeled a "video nasty" by the UK in the 1980s
- and therefore faced censorship, was prosecuted, and refused certification
and release. Eventually, it was released with 3 minutes and 34 seconds
cut in 1987, and in a fully uncut version in 2004.
Its tagline was:
"EVILSPEAK...A Computer Programmed For
Unspeakable Terror." The basic plot was
encapsulated in another tagline: "Data
incomplete... Human blood required. Thus spake the computer."
- the
film opened with a title card prologue: And
Satan said to the Man of God..."What would you do tomorrow if
you allowed me to die today? What vocation would you pursue if my
name disappeared?" Kahlil Gibran
- under the opening credits
at an unidentified Spanish shoreline, evil and Satanic black-hooded
priest Father Lorenzo Esteban (Richard Moll) was excommunicated
and banished (along with his followers) from Spain by priests in
the Holy Roman Church during the Inquisition in the 16th Century;
he was condemned for practicing Satanism and blasphemy; he was
told: "Nothing can protect you from the wrath of God or the Avenging Angel."
- after being sent away, the contemptuous Father spit
in the priest's face before walking down to the beach to a group
of his own devil worshippers for a ritualistic sacrificial ceremony
at a funeral pyre; he drew a 5-pointed pentagram symbol with his
sword in the sand; then he stripped the top from a brown-haired,
peasant-girl (Nadine Reimers), raised his sword, and with one swing,
decapitated her
Peasant-Girl (Nadine Reimers) Decapitated by Esteban's Sword
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- the film - with an arcing swing, transitioned to
the present day of the early 1980s, and the kicking of a soccer
ball on a field in California; after the game in the locker room,
one of the West Andover Military Academy cadet players - chubby
and orphaned Stanley Coopersmith (Clint Howard, brother of director/actor
Ron Howard) - was bullied and tormented by teammates for his poor
playing, causing the game's loss; furthermore, he was outcast and
treated badly by teachers and staff, the Coach, the Colonel and
even the local Reverend
- Stanley found an ancient Latin tome (Esteban's diary
or magic book?) in a secret walled-off chamber of the academy's chapel
basement when he was ordered to clean it as punishment; through a
brick wall and in a dark room, he found the book of Black Mass rituals
marked with a jewel-encrusted pentagram emblem on the cover; he also
noticed a moving fetus in a jar; as he was being
grabbed in the neck by an arm bursting through the wall and confronted
by Esteban himself, Stanley suddenly awoke from a frightening nightmare
- Stanley was able to decipher (through his computer's translation program)
what Esteban had written in three different diary entries in the
16th century, and was able to translate the entries into English;
the three entries described Esteban's plan of seeking revenge.
January 13, 1520
"I, Esteban, Have Come to Know That the Entire World Is a Domain
of Evil. Ruled Over By an Evil Spirit. And Since the Power that Dominates
the World is Evil, Then it Follows that Satan Must be God."
February 20, 1535
"I, Esteban, Have Signed the Book of Death and Touched the Hand
of My Master Satan, Through the Rite of the Black Mass."
May 11, 1541
"They Think to Kill Me. But Satan is My Salvation. His Magic
is Mine Forever. I Will Return. No Matter What They Do, I Will Return."
- Stanley also used his computer to research the occult,
in order to find out how to seek his own vengeance against bullies
and other school officials; he typed in his prayer: "Satan,
hear my plea and through the rite of the Black Mass help me stand
erect before my enemy and defy his curse"; conveyed through
his computer, Stanley learned that the invocation and items required
to lead a Black Mass occult celebration and conjure up Satan included:
mandrake root, juice of aconite, poplar leaves, arsenic, sulphur,
black candles, unholy water, and human blood from a consecrated host;
Stanley's first attempt to seek revenge by performing the Black
Mass failed, because he hadn't acquired blood
- in one of the film's earliest death scenes after
successfully performing the ritual - causing the computer screen
to flash a pentagram, an unseen demonic power twisted the head
of the drunken school custodian/caretaker Sarge (R.G. Armstrong)
180 degrees; after the murder, Stanley hid Sarge's body in catacombs,
where other skeletal remains (decapitated) and Esteban's crypt
were located
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School Secretary Miss Friedemeyer (Lynn Hancock)
Attacked and Mauled by Wild Pigs in Her Bathtub After Taking a Shower
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- in a scary scene, the school's secretary Miss Friedemeyer
(Lynn Hancock) was Stanley's next victim; she was to be punished
for stealing Esteban's diary after Stanley accidentally left it
on her desk; when she finished taking a shower in a very gratuitous
scene - she opened her bathroom door and a herd of evil, vicious,
demon-spawned carnivorous black pigs attacked, mauled and devoured
her (and pulled off bits of her entrails and flesh) after she fell
backwards into her bathtub; the stolen Esteban diary slowly vanished from her desk
- Stanley became distraught when
he discovered that the persistent bullies on his soccer team, led
by Douglas "Bubba" Caldwell
(Don Stark), had killed his puppy dog Fred; with superhuman strength,
Stanley hurled teacher Hauptman (Hamilton Camp) into an overhead,
hanging wooden, circular-shaped chandelier, where his head was impaled
on one of its spikes - the blood conveniently drained into a goblet
below; the blood would now enable Stanley to conduct his Black Mass
ritual, to exact his own revenge on his tormenters; he drank the
blood from the goblet and was empowered
- in the final 20-minute slaughter
sequence (censored and edited in some versions) in the basement
and barricaded chapel that trapped the students inside, there were
numerous deaths when Stanley devoted himself to Satan and his body
was possessed by the vengeful Esteban [Note: The scene was reminiscent
of revenge by the bullied protagonist of Carrie (1976)].
- a nail from a large crucifix statue (in Jesus' right
hand) was pried out by an invisible force, leaving a blood trail;
it sailed through the air into the forehead of Reverend Jameson
(Joseph Cortese) as he delivered a sermon to the soccer team in the chapel above
- Stanley had morphed into Esteban and became possessed
by him - he was soon transformed into a demonic figure - a beast
with a pig snout, tusks, and ear-horns; he rose up from the fiery
floor below into the chapel, wielding Esteban's sword as he flew
through the air and decapitated many of his soccer team players who had teased him
- the head of the school headmaster Colonel Kincaid
(Charles Tyner) was split down the middle by Stanley's sword
- there were more body-chompings by a horde of ravenous
pigs that finished off the remaining students, and decapitations
by Stanley with the sword, including the head of his soccer Coach (Claude Earl Jones)
- in the chapel cellar, the lead bully "Bubba"
was grabbed by the throat by the 'reanimated' corpse of Sarge, and
his still-beating heart was ripped out
- the film concluded with an epilogue: "Suffering
from shock and catatonic withdrawal, attributed to his having witnessed
the fiery death of his dear friends and teachers, Stanley Coopersmith,
sole survivor of the tragic accident at West Andover Academy Chapel,
was admitted to Sunnydale Asylum. He remains there still."
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Epilogue: Stanley's Revenge: "I WILL RETURN"
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- on a demonic computer screen, a spinning pentagram
was replaced by red text - and Esteban's name was replaced with Stanley's: "By
the four beasts before the throne, By the fire which is about the
throne, By the host holy and glorious name, Satan. I Stanley Coopersmith,
will return. I WILL RETURN."
- then, Stanley's face filled the screen before the closing
credits
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Evil Satanic Priest - Father Lorenzo Esteban (Richard Moll)
Excommunicated and Banished by the Holy Roman Church
Esteban Exalted by His Devil-Worshipping Followers on the Beach Shoreline
Young Outcast and Bullied Cadet Stanley Coopersmith (Clint Howard)
Vision of Esteban to Stanley
The Esteban Diary - a Book of Black Mass Rituals - (with a Jewel-Encrusted
Pentagram Symbol)
Stanley Deciphering a Black Mass Ritualistic Book Via
a Computer
Head-Swiveling Death of Drunken School Caretaker-Custodian
Sarge (R.G. Armstrong)
Death of Teacher Hauptman - Thrown Upwards Into
Chandelier and Impaled There - To Collect His Dripping Blood
Crucifix Nail-Forehead Death of Rev. Jameson
Stanley Transformed into Demonic Creature
Stanley Levitating, and Seeking Revenge With A Sword
Stanley's Sword Head-Splitting of Colonel Kincaid
Body-Chomping Ravenous Pigs Biting at a Student's
Skull
Lead
Bully Bubba's Still-Beating Heart Ripped Out by 'Reanimated'
Sarge
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